Trillian wrote:Yeah, I'm a pygmy.Commodore Cherek, IRJTN wrote:So you're what, 4' 1" or 4' 2"?Trillian wrote:Most of us are home with 1-4 children and it's a nice way to talk to other live human beings, over 4 feet tall, without racking up the phone bill or tying up the line at the bank.
I should have known better. Let's see, I like to talk to people:
Over 4 feet tall
That don't pick thier noses
That don't consider corn-dogs a "good meal"
That don't pee thier pants
That put together a proper sentence
That know how to tie their shoes without making a "bunny" and a "tree"
That know how to spell words with more than 3 letters
I bet I just ruled out many of you!
You'd be struggling to find anyone who can fit that description at my local pub on a Saturday night